Utterly Smooth

I am through and got through the nausea, diarrhea, and severe tiredness,

I got through once that my leg muscles folded like a fan under me; and I crumpled to the floor in a posh restaurant as I stood after eating.

The body cream used to treat calving or chafed cow teats was FUN to use.

My cracking, bleeding, dry hands became practical-ethereal as this cream can be used for humans, too.

Vegetarianism aside, I would like to thank the cow.